Where Did I Hide It?
I wish I had thought about putting it in my boot earlier. Alas, I did not. Nope. I stuck it horizontally beneath my other-than-ample breasts, in my bra. I think it may have made them perkier? Ha - that's wishful thinking, I am sure. Anyway, I did a quick mirror check and it was hidden.
Next time, it will be the boot. Except I think I might have problem with slippage into the footbed of the boot. hmmm. The bra may still be the answer. Or borrow Joansy's crocodile tampon holder.
Next time, it will be the boot. Except I think I might have problem with slippage into the footbed of the boot. hmmm. The bra may still be the answer. Or borrow Joansy's crocodile tampon holder.
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there was a catalog that came in the mail last night that was called "uncommon goods". In it were retro styled metal tampon holders. They had 30s/40s style poster pictures on the front. My first thought was, T could use this. And my second thought was wouldn't JoNell love to have one to go with the other one she has, LOL!
Good god woman! that is some amazing cleavage! Although my bra has been known to hold amazing amounts of pop corn.
Nat, the funny thing is I am not big-breasted at all! I am a 34B
I would have buckled and carried a small clutch.
Too funny. I haven't thought about my orange leather tampon holder for a long time. I need to find it I suppose.
My solution: make my husband carry it in his pocket - because I'm just that mean.
This is seriously hilarious.
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